Quote #14

The problem with the designated driver program is it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong damn house, preferably in their boss's front yard... But it's better than the system we used to use: 'Hey dude, get up! Give us a ride home, man! C'mon, whaddaya say? We'll buy ya a beer!'

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