More from Jerky Boys

  1. 'You sound like you got a nice pair of them tits, those big floppy fuckin balogna tits.' (from 'Testing for Jeopardy')
  2. 'How many pits are in a pear?' 'Aah, two.' 'You know damn well there are more than 2 pits in a pear'
  3. 'Me, I don't give a fuck. You know, a hole's a hole. As long as there's a little heat in there I don't give a fuck.' (from 'Testing for Jeo…
  4. 'Mr Trebek is liable to go to a commercial break [and] punch your fuckin' mouth loose'
  5. 'What's so silly about the pizza?' (from 'Silly Food')
  6. 'How do ya say there, bottlenose?' (from 'Hucklebuck')
  7. 'You know how when a dog is crippled you put his back legs in a wheelchair? I think Willie the Jackass really puts a smile on kids' faces. …
  8. 'Whatever you need sold I'll sell it. Bring in a tank and I'll sell the fuckin thing.' (from 'Car Salesman')

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