'We really rock the house.' (from 'The Mattress King')

'My lover fell asleep with a cigarette in the bed and burned up all my ass and legs.' (from 'The Mattress King')

'I heard that they hang you upside down and kick your face out the back of your ass. I also heard they use hot bacon grease about the face?' (from 'Facelift Wi…

'I'll bring my children over, I carved the shit outta their heads too, but it looks good.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')

I just never doubted it [success as a professional Jazz singer], man. I could tell I was hip. It was just those other kids who didn't know, OK?

If you believe you can,you probably can.If you believe you won't,you most assuredly won't.Belief is the ignition switch that gets you off the launching pad.

Confidence is everything in this business.