'My lover fell asleep with a cigarette in the bed and burned up all my ass and legs.' (from 'The Mattress King')
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker describes a lover who fell asleep with a cigarette, causing burns to their body.
- In plain terms
- A lover fell asleep with a cigarette and burned them.
- What can you take from it?
- Carelessness with fire can cause serious injury.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What safety habits prevent such accidents?
- Why do people ignore fire risks?
Another view
The story is graphic and may be unsettling.
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