He hit me among my face.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman 'Can I park here?' 'No' says the cop. 'What about all these other cars?' 'They didn't ask!

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up-they have no holidays.

I can't buy her diamonds, my dick's too small. I never know where I stand with her. It's either a black eye or a love bite.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

I believe that at least 65-80% of auto glass breakage is caused from domestic disputes. Your car is like a piece of you that you leave out in your driveway ung…