Quote #73

'I'll bring my children over, I carved the shit outta their heads too, but it looks good.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')

More from Jerky Boys

  1. 'As long as my appearance wouldn't startle you- I'm carved from head to toe.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')
  2. 'My lover fell asleep with a cigarette in the bed and burned up all my ass and legs.' (from 'The Mattress King')
  3. 'This one time I gave this guy a haircut he didn't like, he kicked my fucking ass all over.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')
  4. 'We really rock the house.' (from 'The Mattress King')
  5. 'What I would do was I'd shoot people's heads up with Novocaine and carve grooves in their skulls.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')
  6. 'I heard that they hang you upside down and kick your face out the back of your ass. I also heard they use hot bacon grease about the face?…
  7. 'We're casting for flat-chested tap-dancing freaks.' (from 'Diva')
  8. 'I'm constantly slugging myself in the genitals.' (from 'Breast Enlargement')

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