'I'll bring my children over, I carved the shit outta their heads too, but it looks good.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker jokes about disciplining his children severely but claims the outcome is positive.
- In plain terms
- I hurt my kids bad but they turned out fine.
- What can you take from it?
- Extreme methods might yield results but carry risks.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Is extreme discipline ever justified?
- How do we measure success in parenting?
Another view
This joke normalizes harsh discipline which can be harmful.
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