Quote #18

'Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the bible.'

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  2. 'It used to be that Ken Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now he's the world's most dangerous speedbump.'
  3. 'If Shawn Michaels represents America's youth then I'm moving to Canada!' (Responding to Vince McMahon's statement that 'Shawn Michaels per…
  4. 'Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!' (After seeing the hos swarm over an injured Godfath…
  5. 'If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.'
  6. 'When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.'
  7. 'I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.'
  8. 'You know J.R., obviously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumping to conclusions.'

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