Quote #19

'It used to be that Ken Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now he's the world's most dangerous speedbump.'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the bible.'
  2. 'Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!' (After seeing the hos swarm over an injured Godfath…
  3. 'Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.'
  4. 'When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.'
  5. 'If Shawn Michaels represents America's youth then I'm moving to Canada!' (Responding to Vince McMahon's statement that 'Shawn Michaels per…
  6. 'You know J.R., obviously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumping to conclusions.'
  7. 'If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.'
  8. 'The last time J.R. saw a breast was in a Kentucky Fried Chicken basket.'

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