Quote #20

'Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!' (After seeing the hos swarm over an injured Godfather.)

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'It used to be that Ken Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now he's the world's most dangerous speedbump.'
  2. 'When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.'
  3. 'Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the bible.'
  4. 'You know J.R., obviously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumping to conclusions.'
  5. 'Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.'
  6. 'The last time J.R. saw a breast was in a Kentucky Fried Chicken basket.'
  7. 'If Shawn Michaels represents America's youth then I'm moving to Canada!' (Responding to Vince McMahon's statement that 'Shawn Michaels per…
  8. 'Mark Henry just walked in front of me, I thought it was an eclipse.'

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