Quote #22

'You know J.R., obviously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumping to conclusions.'

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  1. 'When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.'
  2. 'The last time J.R. saw a breast was in a Kentucky Fried Chicken basket.'
  3. 'Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!' (After seeing the hos swarm over an injured Godfath…
  4. 'Mark Henry just walked in front of me, I thought it was an eclipse.'
  5. 'It used to be that Ken Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now he's the world's most dangerous speedbump.'
  6. 'I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!'
  7. 'Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the bible.'
  8. 'Is that Paul Bearer's face, or did his butt grow a nose?'

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