Quote #23
'The last time J.R. saw a breast was in a Kentucky Fried Chicken basket.'
More from Jerry Lawler
- 'You know J.R., obviously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumping to conclusions.'
- 'Mark Henry just walked in front of me, I thought it was an eclipse.'
- 'When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.'
- 'I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!'
- 'Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!' (After seeing the hos swarm over an injured Godfath…
- 'Is that Paul Bearer's face, or did his butt grow a nose?'
- 'It used to be that Ken Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now he's the world's most dangerous speedbump.'
- Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!