Quote #24

'Mark Henry just walked in front of me, I thought it was an eclipse.'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'The last time J.R. saw a breast was in a Kentucky Fried Chicken basket.'
  2. 'I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!'
  3. 'You know J.R., obviously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumping to conclusions.'
  4. 'Is that Paul Bearer's face, or did his butt grow a nose?'
  5. 'When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.'
  6. Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
  7. 'Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!' (After seeing the hos swarm over an injured Godfath…
  8. 'Hey Finkel, the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it!'

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