Quote #25

'I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'Mark Henry just walked in front of me, I thought it was an eclipse.'
  2. 'Is that Paul Bearer's face, or did his butt grow a nose?'
  3. 'The last time J.R. saw a breast was in a Kentucky Fried Chicken basket.'
  4. Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
  5. 'You know J.R., obviously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumping to conclusions.'
  6. 'Hey Finkel, the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it!'
  7. 'When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.'
  8. 'Pat Patterson is so old, he still has a ticket stub from the original David and Goliath match.'

All Jerry Lawler quotes