Quote #26

'Is that Paul Bearer's face, or did his butt grow a nose?'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!'
  2. Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
  3. 'Mark Henry just walked in front of me, I thought it was an eclipse.'
  4. 'Hey Finkel, the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it!'
  5. 'The last time J.R. saw a breast was in a Kentucky Fried Chicken basket.'
  6. 'Pat Patterson is so old, he still has a ticket stub from the original David and Goliath match.'
  7. 'You know J.R., obviously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumping to conclusions.'
  8. 'Mae Young's wrinkles have wrinkles.'

All Jerry Lawler quotes