Quote #28

'Hey Finkel, the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it!'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
  2. 'Pat Patterson is so old, he still has a ticket stub from the original David and Goliath match.'
  3. 'Is that Paul Bearer's face, or did his butt grow a nose?'
  4. 'Mae Young's wrinkles have wrinkles.'
  5. 'I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!'
  6. 'Women should be ob-scene and not heard.'
  7. 'Mark Henry just walked in front of me, I thought it was an eclipse.'
  8. 'The older they get, the better they were.'

All Jerry Lawler quotes