Quote #29

'Pat Patterson is so old, he still has a ticket stub from the original David and Goliath match.'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'Hey Finkel, the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it!'
  2. 'Mae Young's wrinkles have wrinkles.'
  3. Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
  4. 'Women should be ob-scene and not heard.'
  5. 'Is that Paul Bearer's face, or did his butt grow a nose?'
  6. 'The older they get, the better they were.'
  7. 'I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!'
  8. 'Mabel is so huge, when he was a baby, he got baptized at SeaWorld.'

All Jerry Lawler quotes