Quote #30

'Mae Young's wrinkles have wrinkles.'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'Pat Patterson is so old, he still has a ticket stub from the original David and Goliath match.'
  2. 'Women should be ob-scene and not heard.'
  3. 'Hey Finkel, the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it!'
  4. 'The older they get, the better they were.'
  5. Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
  6. 'Mabel is so huge, when he was a baby, he got baptized at SeaWorld.'
  7. 'Is that Paul Bearer's face, or did his butt grow a nose?'
  8. 'When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.'

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