Quote #31

'Women should be ob-scene and not heard.'

Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'Mae Young's wrinkles have wrinkles.'
  2. 'The older they get, the better they were.'
  3. 'Pat Patterson is so old, he still has a ticket stub from the original David and Goliath match.'
  4. 'Mabel is so huge, when he was a baby, he got baptized at SeaWorld.'
  5. 'Hey Finkel, the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it!'
  6. 'When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.'
  7. Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
  8. 'The Fabulous Moolah was a waitress at The Last Supper.'

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