Quote #32

'The older they get, the better they were.'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'Women should be ob-scene and not heard.'
  2. 'Mabel is so huge, when he was a baby, he got baptized at SeaWorld.'
  3. 'Mae Young's wrinkles have wrinkles.'
  4. 'When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.'
  5. 'Pat Patterson is so old, he still has a ticket stub from the original David and Goliath match.'
  6. 'The Fabulous Moolah was a waitress at The Last Supper.'
  7. 'Hey Finkel, the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it!'
  8. 'Right now, he's more nervous than a pizza on the plate of Paul Bearer.'

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