Quote #33

'Mabel is so huge, when he was a baby, he got baptized at SeaWorld.'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'The older they get, the better they were.'
  2. 'When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.'
  3. 'Women should be ob-scene and not heard.'
  4. 'The Fabulous Moolah was a waitress at The Last Supper.'
  5. 'Mae Young's wrinkles have wrinkles.'
  6. 'Right now, he's more nervous than a pizza on the plate of Paul Bearer.'
  7. 'Pat Patterson is so old, he still has a ticket stub from the original David and Goliath match.'
  8. 'Wow, J.R., that was a slobberknocker! I provided the slobber, they provided the knockers.'

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