Quote #35

'The Fabulous Moolah was a waitress at The Last Supper.'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.'
  2. 'Right now, he's more nervous than a pizza on the plate of Paul Bearer.'
  3. 'Mabel is so huge, when he was a baby, he got baptized at SeaWorld.'
  4. 'Wow, J.R., that was a slobberknocker! I provided the slobber, they provided the knockers.'
  5. 'The older they get, the better they were.'
  6. 'There's something about Trish and I can't put my finger on it and I'd like to.'
  7. 'Women should be ob-scene and not heard.'
  8. 'You have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain, J.R..'

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