Quote #36

'Right now, he's more nervous than a pizza on the plate of Paul Bearer.'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'The Fabulous Moolah was a waitress at The Last Supper.'
  2. 'Wow, J.R., that was a slobberknocker! I provided the slobber, they provided the knockers.'
  3. 'When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.'
  4. 'There's something about Trish and I can't put my finger on it and I'd like to.'
  5. 'Mabel is so huge, when he was a baby, he got baptized at SeaWorld.'
  6. 'You have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain, J.R..'
  7. 'The older they get, the better they were.'
  8. 'Hey, look! The lights are on, but no one's home!'

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