Quote #37

'Wow, J.R., that was a slobberknocker! I provided the slobber, they provided the knockers.'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'Right now, he's more nervous than a pizza on the plate of Paul Bearer.'
  2. 'There's something about Trish and I can't put my finger on it and I'd like to.'
  3. 'The Fabulous Moolah was a waitress at The Last Supper.'
  4. 'You have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain, J.R..'
  5. 'When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.'
  6. 'Hey, look! The lights are on, but no one's home!'
  7. 'Mabel is so huge, when he was a baby, he got baptized at SeaWorld.'
  8. 'Say goodnight!'

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