Quote #39

'You have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain, J.R..'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'There's something about Trish and I can't put my finger on it and I'd like to.'
  2. 'Hey, look! The lights are on, but no one's home!'
  3. 'Wow, J.R., that was a slobberknocker! I provided the slobber, they provided the knockers.'
  4. 'Say goodnight!'
  5. 'Right now, he's more nervous than a pizza on the plate of Paul Bearer.'
  6. 'You got 450 pounds of dope that just walked into the ring.'
  7. 'The Fabulous Moolah was a waitress at The Last Supper.'
  8. 'Women, can't live with em, no resale value!'

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