Quote #40

'Hey, look! The lights are on, but no one's home!'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'You have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain, J.R..'
  2. 'Say goodnight!'
  3. 'There's something about Trish and I can't put my finger on it and I'd like to.'
  4. 'You got 450 pounds of dope that just walked into the ring.'
  5. 'Wow, J.R., that was a slobberknocker! I provided the slobber, they provided the knockers.'
  6. 'Women, can't live with em, no resale value!'
  7. 'Right now, he's more nervous than a pizza on the plate of Paul Bearer.'
  8. '(Wrestler's name) is down! He/She should be arrested for impersonating a punching bag!'

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