More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'Hey, look! The lights are on, but no one's home!'
  2. 'You got 450 pounds of dope that just walked into the ring.'
  3. 'You have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain, J.R..'
  4. 'Women, can't live with em, no resale value!'
  5. 'There's something about Trish and I can't put my finger on it and I'd like to.'
  6. '(Wrestler's name) is down! He/She should be arrested for impersonating a punching bag!'
  7. 'Wow, J.R., that was a slobberknocker! I provided the slobber, they provided the knockers.'
  8. '[After the announcement that Bret Hart will be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame] Someone check the weather forcast in hell, cause it just fr…

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