Quote #14

'They're little footballs.' (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

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  1. 'Mock......ing.....bird.....yeah.' (Dumb and Dumber)
  2. 'I simply love what you've done with this place! (to Two-Face) Heavy Metal meets House & Garden! Ha ha ha! It's so...dark and gothic! Despi…
  3. 'I've had better.' (Liar Liar) (after having sex with one of his law partners)
  4. 'B-E-A-utiful.' (Bruce Almighty)
  5. 'It was me!' (Liar, Liar) (after passing gas in a crowded elevator)
  6. 'Anyways, I've seen your mind, freak. Yours is the greatest riddle of all! Can Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly co-exist? We'll find out t…
  7. I've done it! I've defiled a timeless piece of art! For my next bit, I'll paint a clown face on the Mona Lisa while using the Shroud of Tur…
  8. 'Alllll-righty then!' (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

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