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13 Jim Carrey Quotes on Humor

Jim Carrey quotes on humor

  1. Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

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  2. Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

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  3. I've done it! I've defiled a timeless piece of art! For my next bit, I'll paint a clown face on the Mona Lisa while using the Shroud of Turin as a drop cloth! (Heard during a cover version of The Beatles' song I Am the Walrus)

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  4. 'It was me!' (Liar, Liar) (after passing gas in a crowded elevator)

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  5. 'I've had better.' (Liar Liar) (after having sex with one of his law partners)

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  6. 'Mock......ing.....bird.....yeah.' (Dumb and Dumber)

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  7. 'They're little footballs.' (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

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  8. 'The claw!' (Liar Liar)

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  9. 'P-A-R-T-Why... because I gotta!' (The Mask)

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  10. 'Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.' (Bruce Almighty)

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  11. 'Loser.' (Pronounced: 'lah-who...za-her') (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)

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  12. 'I'm Bruce Nolan from Eyewitness News, back to you fuckers! (Bruce Almighty)

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  13. 'Joygasm!' (Batman Forever)

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