Jim Carrey Quotes on Humor
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Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
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Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
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I've done it! I've defiled a timeless piece of art! For my next bit, I'll paint a clown face on the Mona Lisa while using the Shroud of Turin as a drop cloth! (Heard during a cover version of The Beatles' song I Am the Walrus)
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'It was me!' (Liar, Liar) (after passing gas in a crowded elevator)
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'I've had better.' (Liar Liar) (after having sex with one of his law partners)
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'Mock......ing.....bird.....yeah.' (Dumb and Dumber)
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'They're little footballs.' (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
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'The claw!' (Liar Liar)
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'P-A-R-T-Why... because I gotta!' (The Mask)
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'Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.' (Bruce Almighty)
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'Loser.' (Pronounced: 'lah-who...za-her') (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)
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'I'm Bruce Nolan from Eyewitness News, back to you fuckers! (Bruce Almighty)
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'Joygasm!' (Batman Forever)