'Joygasm!' (Batman Forever)

'And the truth, shall set you free!' (Liar, Liar)

'Even if you can't hear them or see them at all, a person's a person, no matter how small. That's my code. My motto.' (Horton Hears A Who!)

'I'm Bruce Nolan from Eyewitness News, back to you fuckers! (Bruce Almighty)

New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, 'I'd like a card.' He says, 'You have to prove you're a c…

I haven't had that many women- only as many as I could lay my hands on.

I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things …