Quote #10

I've done it! I've defiled a timeless piece of art! For my next bit, I'll paint a clown face on the Mona Lisa while using the Shroud of Turin as a drop cloth! (Heard during a cover version of The Beatles' song I Am the Walrus)

More from Jim Carrey

  1. Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
  2. 'It was me!' (Liar, Liar) (after passing gas in a crowded elevator)
  3. It's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my hea…
  4. 'I've had better.' (Liar Liar) (after having sex with one of his law partners)
  5. Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they'r…
  6. 'Mock......ing.....bird.....yeah.' (Dumb and Dumber)
  7. I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.
  8. 'They're little footballs.' (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

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