More from Jimmy Durante

  1. I hate music, especially when it's played.
  2. It's-a-castastrophe!
  3. I'd go home and cry. I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, crossed eye…
  4. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
  5. I don't know where it's going, but I'm sticking with it!
  6. Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
  7. Hotch-cha-cha-cha-cha!
  8. Surrounded by assassins!

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