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It's-a-castastrophe!

— Jimmy Durante

More from Jimmy Durante

  1. I'm mortified!
  2. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
  3. I hate music, especially when it's played.
  4. Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
  5. I'd go home and cry. I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, crossed eye…
  6. Surrounded by assassins!
  7. I don't know where it's going, but I'm sticking with it!
  8. When I got through with him, he was all covered wit' blood- my blood.

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Topics in this quote

  • humor
  • disaster

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