They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The Oscars were nearly canceled because many fashion professionals were in San Francisco getting married.
- In plain terms
- The ceremony was almost called off as designers and stylists were tying the knot in San Francisco.
- What can you take from it?
- Unexpected events can disrupt major productions.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do productions handle sudden personnel shortages?
- What contingency measures are common?
Another view
The claim is likely hyperbolic and not factual.
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