I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on.

We are not warriors in anyone's army. And that is not trying to be self-deprecating. I'm proud of what we do. I really like these two shows. I like making 'em.…

The best part is that I'm able to come in, and whenever I want, choose an intern... oh, wait - Is this being recorded? No, the coolest part is the ability to h…

Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK.

You take an oath to a man whom you know follows the laws of providence, which he obeys independently of the influence of earthly powers, who leads the German p…

Special Correspondence. I learn from a very high authority, whose name I am not at liberty to mention, (speaking to me at a place which I am not allowed to ind…

The political situation starts to cool a little, but then we get the Ashcroft news and the market freaks out.