The best part is that I'm able to come in, and whenever I want, choose an intern... oh, wait - Is this being recorded? No, the coolest part is the ability to have a silly thought about whatever is going on in your world at 10 o'clock in the morning, and be able to see it go out on the airwaves at 11 o'clock that night. That's an amazing privilege.

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on.

The reason I don't worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save…

We are not warriors in anyone's army. And that is not trying to be self-deprecating. I'm proud of what we do. I really like these two shows. I like making 'em.…

I don't make art, I make spoken and sung journalism.

You make 'em, I amuse 'em.

Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.