More from Jon Stewart

  1. I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president...' and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'
  2. It's like putting Captain Ahab in charge of save the whales.
  3. I love watching the White House press conferences; they're very enjoyable. I love watching talented journalists who spent their entire live…
  4. What was God thinking in putting all his holy sites in one area? Like two blocks from each other. Is the idea for God ... He just put it in…
  5. I fought the law and the law lost!
  6. Clearly, I like to poke fun.
  7. You know, I'm sorry. Normally we have all the writers. We've got a big group of people kicking that soundbite around, but right now it's ju…
  8. My boss is like, if you took Willy Wonka, and mixed him with Hitler. He's got like, he's crazy like Willie Wonka and he's psycho like Hitle…

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