Clearly, I like to poke fun.

What was God thinking in putting all his holy sites in one area? Like two blocks from each other. Is the idea for God ... He just put it in there like, 'I just…

My boss is like, if you took Willy Wonka, and mixed him with Hitler. He's got like, he's crazy like Willie Wonka and he's psycho like Hitler. But he doesn't ha…

It's like putting Captain Ahab in charge of save the whales.

I think that it's extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing. When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the …

Little and hairy. But if [The New York Post] want to go with smart and stylish then hey, more power to them. Good luck.

Stately as a galleon, I sail across the floor, Doing the military two-step, as in the days of yore.