Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died...

I suppose you could switch grammars once you've seen 'use strict subs'. :-)

Even the White House has a press agent. :-)

To Perl, or not to Perl, that is the kvetching.

When Marilyn Monroe got out of the game, I wrote something like, 'Southern California's special horror notwithstanding, if the world offered nothing, nowhere t…

Pour ce que rire est le propre de l'homme.

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.