Even the White House has a press agent. :-)

Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died...

That's a valid argument. I just don't think it's valid enough. :-)

I suppose you could switch grammars once you've seen 'use strict subs'. :-)

The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

How many watched the President's speech last night? [half-hearted audience applause] How many watched American Idol? [thundering applause] Okay, there you go! …

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.