You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. You can't even think about them!

There is, however, a strange, musty smell in the air that reminds me of something...hmm...yes...I've got it...there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a Blit.

Your csh still thinks true is false. Write to your vendor today and tell them that next year Configure ought to 'rm /bin/csh' unless they fix their blasted she…

That means I'll have to use $ans to suppress newlines now. Life is ridiculous.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

My brain and ass should be in the Smithsonian after I die, or even before I die.

We would only do a (Monty Python) reunion if Graham (Chapman) came back from the dead. So we're negotiating with his agent.