Larry Wall Quotes on Efficiency

9 quotes

  1. Unix is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to pay another nickel. But hey! You only feel 5 cents poorer each time.

  2. Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.

  3. Not that I have anything much against redundancy. But I said that already.

  4. The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.

  5. And we can always supply them with a program that makes identical files into links to a single file.

  6. I'm afraid my gut level reaction is basically, proceed is cute, but cute doesn't cut it in the emergency room.

  7. #else /* !STDSTDIO */ /* The big, slow, and stupid way */

  8. When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?

  9. I already have too much problem with people thinking the efficiency of a perl construct is related to its length. On the other hand, I'm perfectly capable of changing my mind next week... :-)

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