A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno... it was one of those parties that got out of hand, you know?

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't 'taper off.' You've got to quit, cold jerky!

Since they condone capital punishment, I want them to stop bitching about Jesus getting nailed up.

If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish.

Si hubiera estado presente en la Creacion, habria dado algunas indicaciones utiles.

Lor', but women's rum cattle to deal with, the first man found that to his cost, And I reckon it's just through a woman the last man on earth'll be lost.

A serious mistake in a nightie, A grave disappointment all round Is all that you'll get from th'Almighty, Is all that you'll get underground. Oh he said: 'If y…