6 Lenny Bruce Quotes on Religion

Lenny Bruce quotes on religion

4. A Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as a descendant from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary, but you and I know what a Jew is: One Who Killed Our Lord... there should be a statute of limitations for that crime.

13. If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish.

15. A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno... it was one of those parties that got out of hand, you know?

16. Since they condone capital punishment, I want them to stop bitching about Jesus getting nailed up.

17. If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

18. Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.