Lenny Bruce Quotes on Religion
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A Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as a descendant from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary, but you and I know what a Jew is: One Who Killed Our Lord... there should be a statute of limitations for that crime.
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If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish.
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A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno... it was one of those parties that got out of hand, you know?
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Since they condone capital punishment, I want them to stop bitching about Jesus getting nailed up.
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
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Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.