Only in Canada could somebody with a voice like mine win 'Vocalist of the Year'.

It was only when you walked away I saw you had the perfect ass. Forgive me for not falling in love with your face or your conversation.

I am so often accused of gloominess and melancholy. And I think I'm probably the most cheerful man around. I don't consider myself a pessimist at all. I think …

God is alive. Magic is afoot. God is alive. Magic is afoot. God is afoot. Magic is alive. Alive is afoot. Magic never died. God never sickened. Many poor men l…

Alright, alright. That joke's better than you acted. Perhaps it's not. Maybe it's dumb. It could be. I hear you, man. I'm not a fuckin' genius for Christ's sak…

I liked Benny right away, he had something I enjoyed very much - a worse singing voice than mine. ~ George Burns

Throughout Jack's violin solo at the Hollywood Bowl, the audience was glued to their seats. That was the only way he could get them to sit down. ~ Zubin Mehta