Alright, alright. That joke's better than you acted. Perhaps it's not. Maybe it's dumb. It could be. I hear you, man. I'm not a fuckin' genius for Christ's sakes. You know. I'm just tryin' to tell some jokes. Shit. Who the fuck are you? That track is number fourteen. It's called 'Attitude'.
HumorPerformanceMusicCriticismAttitudeDefenseSelf deprecation
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I didn't go to college but if I did I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant cuz 'The customer's always right.'
I don't have any children but if I had a baby I would have to name it so I'd buy a 'baby naming book'. Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on.
Hey this jokes on the first CD but I added a new line so I can't fuckin' rob you of this one. I got a ant farm but them fellas didn't grow shit. I said 'C'mon …
Throughout Jack's violin solo at the Hollywood Bowl, the audience was glued to their seats. That was the only way he could get them to sit down. ~ Zubin Mehta
What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cutlural pretensions?
Asked if he had ever conducted any Stockhausen, he said, 'No, but I once trod in some.'