I didn't go to college but if I did I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant cuz 'The customer's always right.'
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- Hedberg imagines taking college tests at a restaurant, leveraging the phrase thethe customer's always right.'
- In plain terms
- He would take tests at a restaurant because the customer is always right.
- What can you take from it?
- Reframing rules can ease stress.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do you handle exams?
- What rules do you question?
Another view
This ignores the actual requirements of education.
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