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  1. It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.

    Alan PerlisAlan Perlis quote #18
  2. There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

    Alan PerlisAlan Perlis quote #25
  3. Truth is what stands the test of experience.

    Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein quote #183
  4. Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.

    Donald KnuthDonald Knuth quote #2
  5. An algorithm must be seen to be believed.

    Donald KnuthDonald Knuth quote #11
  6. A list is only as strong as its weakest link.

    Donald KnuthDonald Knuth quote #14
  7. Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

    James AllenJames Allen quote #21
  8. Good tests kill flawed theories; we remain alive to guess again.

    Karl PopperKarl Popper quote #55

More testing quotes

  1. Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality. I was curious to see what would happen. That's all it was: curiosity.

    Jim MorrisonJim Morrison quote #94
  2. In general, they do what you want, unless you want consistency.

    Larry WallLarry Wall quote #270
  3. It's an ancient and honorable term for the final step in any engineering project. Turn it on, see if it smokes.

    Lois McMaster BujoldLois McMaster Bujold quote #91
  4. Use truth as your anvil, nonviolence as your hammer and anything that does not stand the test when it is brought to the anvil of truth and hammered with nonviolence, reject it.

    Mahatma GandhiMahatma Gandhi quote #238
  5. But the person who scored well on an SAT will not necessarily be the best doctor or the best lawyer or the best businessman. These tests do not measure character, leadership, creativity, perseverance.

    William Julius WilsonWilliam Julius Wilson quote #11
  6. No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.

    Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein quote #218
  7. The game of science is, in principle, without end. He who decides one day that scientific statements do not call for any further test, and that they can be regarded as finally verified, retires from the game.

    Karl PopperKarl Popper quote #18
  8. Ideas must be put to the test. That's why we make things, otherwise they would be no more than ideas. There is often a huge difference between an idea and its realisation. I've had what I thought were great ideas that just didn't work. Sometimes it's difficult to say if something has worked or not. Photography is a way of putting distance between myself and the work which sometimes helps me to see more clearly what it is that I have made.

    Andy GoldsworthyAndy Goldsworthy quote #5
  9. Gold is tried in the fire and acceptable men in the furnace of adversity.

    George SantayanaGeorge Santayana quote #51
  10. It is by presence of mind in untried emergencies that the native metal of a man is tested.

    James Russell LowellJames Russell Lowell quote #20
  11. If you have formed a circle to go into, Go into it yourself and see how you would do.

    William BlakeWilliam Blake quote #141
  12. I didn't go to college but if I did I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant cuz 'The customer's always right.'

    Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg quote #15
  13. 'If I'm a beggar born,' she said 'I will speak out, for I dare not lie, Pull off, pull off the brooch of gold, And fling the diamond necklace by.' 'Nay now, my child,' said Alice the nurse, 'But keep the secret all you can.' She said, 'Not so; but I will know If there be any faith in man.'

    Alfred (Lord) TennysonAlfred (Lord) Tennyson quote #123
  14. Now comes our time of testing. Our measure is taken, not only by what we have and use, but what we build and leave behind. And nothing this generation could ever build will matter more than the means to defend our nation and extend our peace.

    George W. BushGeorge W. Bush quote #303
  15. The anxiety children feel at constantly being tested, their fear of failure, punishment, and disgrace, severely reduces their ability both to perceive and to remember, and drives them away from the material being studied into strategies for fooling teachers into thinking they know what they really don't know.

    John HoltJohn Holt quote #4
  16. Sorry. My testing organization is either too small, or too large, depending on how you look at it. :-)

    Larry WallLarry Wall quote #41
  17. 'Regression testing'? What's that? If it compiles, it is good, if it boots up it is perfect.

    Linus TorvaldsLinus Torvalds quote #31
  18. I chose 1000 originally partly as a way to make sure that people that assumed HZ was 100 would get a swift kick in the pants.

    Linus TorvaldsLinus Torvalds quote #39
  19. Now, most of you are probably going to be totally bored out of your minds on Christmas day, and here's the perfect distraction. Test 2.6.15-rc7. All the stores will be closed, and there's really nothing better to do in between meals.

    Linus TorvaldsLinus Torvalds quote #79
  20. The iron test is: Do you laugh? If you laugh, you know they're gonna laugh.

    Mel BrooksMel Brooks quote #74
  21. There are significant strategic interests [in Oceania], and there's a lot of stuff going on that's important. Not just the United States. For example, France is doing some really vicious things there, in fact they're just wiping out islands because they want them for nuclear tests. And when the socialist government in France is asked, 'Why to do this?', they say, 'Well look, we have to have nuclear tests.' Well, if you have to have nuclear tests, why not have them in southern France? [audience laughter] Why have them in some island in the Pacific? Well, the answer to that is clear, after all they're just a bunch of little brown people or something. But you can't say that exactly, especially if you're a socialist, so something else is said.

    Noam ChomskyNoam Chomsky quote #139
  22. I took this stuff I got out of your [O-ring] seal and I put it in ice water, and I discovered that when you put some pressure on it for a while and then undo it it doesn't stretch back. It stays the same dimension. In other words, for a few seconds at least, and more seconds than that, there is no resilience in this particular material when it is at a temperature of 32 degrees. I believe that has some significance for our problem.

    Richard FeynmanRichard Feynman quote #15
  23. The third aspect of my subject is that of science as a method of finding things out. This method is based on the principle that observation is the judge of whether something is so or not. All other aspects and characteristics of science can be understood directly when we understand that observation is the ultimate and final judge of the truth of an idea. But 'prove' used in this way really means 'test,' in the same way that a hundred-proof alcohol is a test of the alcohol, and for people today the idea really should be translated as, 'The exception tests the rule.' Or, put another way, 'The exception proves that the rule is wrong.' That is the principle of science. If there is an exception to any rule, and if it can be proved by observation, that rule is wrong.

    Richard FeynmanRichard Feynman quote #51
  24. We shouldn't rely solely on standardized tests because they don't really capture true potential.

    William Julius WilsonWilliam Julius Wilson quote #50
  25. Friends are like women: when put to the test, the goods often prove defective.

    Donatien de SadeDonatien de Sade quote #13
  26. I have tried him drunk and I have tried him sober and there is nothing in him.

    King of England Charles IIKing of England Charles II quote #7
  27. Back then (in 1985) the issue of the day was nuclear testing, now we are faced with problems such as climate change, overfishing, deforestation, shipments of radioactive materials through Pacific waters and nuclear proliferation. We need to remain vigilant so that we won't become victims again.

    Ratu Joni MadraiwiwiRatu Joni Madraiwiwi quote #28
  28. They were urged to assemble that conference call and to speak frankly to Hillary by some of the top strategists around Hillary. ... Close associates of hers, friends of hers were saying she really didn't want the vice presidency. She really didn't want it, even though she wouldn't mind being offered it, or talked about it. Some of what we know tonight is that in the vetting [of potential VP candidates] process that's going to be set up, they were going to demand, that is, Jim Johnson and the others looking at her as a possible candidate, that Bill Clinton open up the records of the Clinton Library -- all the donors, the tens of millions of dollars, where they came from? And I think Hillary's reluctance to more fully really consider or give her heart to the notion of the vice presidency is she knew that it would require a legal vetting of her husband, and she he couldn't pass it. ... If she wants Obama's fundraising prowess, if she wants contributors to help erase that enormous debt that she's got, she needs to quickly get back in the fold and get with the program, and I think that's what she's doing now. I really don't think it's about the Veep thing because the Obama people have pretty much already said as of today that they're really not interested.

    Hillary ClintonHillary Clinton quote #79
  29. A baby is shown sitting on the floor. He appears to be about a year and a half old. Incidentally, he is a very plain baby. Strewn about him on the floor are the toys that he has been playing with. There are a ball, a rattle, a ring, a doll, a bell and a pair of roller-skates. Evidently, the candidate is supposed to be aghast at the roller-skates in the possession of such a small child. The man who drew that picture had evidently never furnished playthings for a small child. I can imagine nothing that would delight a child of a year and a half more than a pair of roller-skates to chew and spin and hit himself in the face with. They could also be dropped on Daddy when Daddy was lying on the floor in an attempt to be sociable. Of all the toys arranged before the child, the roller-skates are the most logical. ... That is my great trouble in taking tests and examinations of any kind. I always want to argue with the examiner, because the examiner is always so obviously wrong.

    Robert BenchleyRobert Benchley quote #3
  30. Seriously, does it bother anyone else that God might be fuckin' with our heads?! [Mimes digging] 'Ho ho ho! We'll see who believes in me now!'

    Bill HicksBill Hicks quote #12
  31. Take a straw and throw it up into the air - you may see by that which way the wind is.

    John SeldenJohn Selden quote #11
  32. In tranquillo esse quisque gubernator potest.

    Publilius SyrusPublilius Syrus quote #21
  33. Paranormal phenomena have a habit of going away whenever they are tested under rigorous conditions. This is why the ?740,000 reward of James Randi, offered to anyone who can demonstrate a paranormal effect under proper scientific controls, is safe. Why don't the television editors insist on some equivalently rigorous test? Could it be that they believe the alleged paranormal powers would evaporate and bang go the ratings?

    Richard DawkinsRichard Dawkins quote #113
  34. I count life just a stuff To try the soul's strength on.

    Robert BrowningRobert Browning quote #31
  35. Best by test.

    Bobby FischerBobby Fischer quote #2
  36. Will it play in Peoria?

    Groucho MarxGroucho Marx quote #110