I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've travelled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- He wants to pin his travels on a map, but needs to visit the corners first so it doesn't fall.
- In plain terms
- The plan to hang a map is undermined by its physical requirements.
- What can you take from it?
- Plans can be impractical if you ignore basic setup needs.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What impractical plans have you made?
- How do you fix simple problems?
Another view
This is a joke about impossible tasks.
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