I don't have any children but if I had a baby I would have to name it so I'd buy a 'baby naming book'. Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- Hedberg offers absurd ways to name a hypothetical baby, involving a book or a person with a cast.
- In plain terms
- He suggests using a baby naming book or asking someone with a cast for help.
- What can you take from it?
- Absurd solutions work for impossible problems.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do you make big choices?
- What advice do you seek?
Another view
It avoids the real responsibility of parenting.
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