Lily Tomlin Quotes on Communication

5 quotes

  1. If you can't be direct, why be?

  2. It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

  3. Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?

  4. The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

  5. Don't hang up. You've angered me, and when you anger me you anger the phone company and all the power necessary to tie up your lines for the next fifty years. Do I make myself clear?

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